生日卡没来，
杂志没收到。
我向邮局问：
邮件在何地？
我问国安部：
它为何没到？
但邮局无知，
国安部无德，
邮递速如蜗。
去你的。
去你的。

This Friday will mark one month after the 97th birthday of Kim Il-sung, which is a good enough excuse for me to post something that’s been sitting on my computer for some time.
It is an ode to Kim Il-sung written in the style of Robert Burns, with apologies in advance for any true speakers of […]

I’m a big fan of China’s many regional cuisines, which provide a nearly endless array of mouth-watering dishes: solid, proletarian Beijing dumplings, grilled lamb skewers from Muslim western China, delicately steamed fish from Hong Kong, sweet Shanghainese “red-cooked” pork, fantastic green vegetables from just about everywhere, and, my favourite, the exquisite “numb-spicy” dishes of Sichuan.
But […]

This explanation (with diagrams!) of cars at a Beijing intersection making a left turn is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Substitute a Volkswagen Santana for the Hyundai if you’re in Shanghai, and add a couple of mopeds.
Edit: Proxy link here.

As suggested in the comments here. I had to make it happen.