Category Archives: Silliness

Seasonal verse

Following from a discussion on Twitter. Spring’s Herald A milky grey of soot and sand, winter-wind-whipped ’cross the land, is shooting through the hutongs bare, with chill, with spit, with spite. For many months we’ve faced the gloom: The dead … Continue reading

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邮件诗

The post office has not delivered my mail in approximately five months. 生日卡没来, 杂志没收到。 我向邮局问: 邮件在何地? 我问国安部: 它为何没到? 但邮局无知, 国安部无德, 邮递速如蜗。 去你的。 去你的。  

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A bonnie lad

This Friday will mark one month after the 97th birthday of Kim Il-sung, which is a good enough excuse for me to post something that’s been sitting on my computer for some time. It is an ode to Kim Il-sung … Continue reading

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Musings on peanut butter

I’m a big fan of China’s many regional cuisines, which provide a nearly endless array of mouth-watering dishes: solid, proletarian Beijing dumplings, grilled lamb skewers from Muslim western China, delicately steamed fish from Hong Kong, sweet Shanghainese “red-cooked” pork, fantastic … Continue reading

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The Beijing Left Turn

This explanation (with diagrams!) of cars at a Beijing intersection making a left turn is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Substitute a Volkswagen Santana for the Hyundai if you’re in Shanghai, and add a couple … Continue reading

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Kitty Trotsky

As suggested in the comments here. I had to make it happen.

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