Category Archives: Academia

RIP Pluto

No more did My Very Educated Mother Just Serve Us Nine Pizzas.

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Why Chinese is so damn hard

David Moser, of the University of Michigan Center for Chinese Studies, has written a wonderful article entitled “Why Chinese Is So Damn Hard”. A short excerpt on learning classical Chinese: “Whereas modern Mandarin is merely perversely hard, classical Chinese is … Continue reading

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Apples

A short, silly essay. 什么是苹果?按照词典,苹果的定义是:“落叶乔木,叶子椭圆形,花白色带有红晕。果实圆形,味甜或略酸,是普通水果”。我平时对《现代汉语词典》的定义没有什么不同意的,但在这种情况下,我必须表示我不满的感觉。词典的编者哪儿有权利把这么美妙的水果称为“普通”水果?大概是因为编者没有意识到这个小水果跟我们“普通人类”有多么长的历史,多么强的关系。 什么是苹果?当然是词典所说的,但除此之外它也是人类最古老的同伴之一。据西方的传说,第一个人吃的苹果给他怎么分别好和坏的知识,但也是人类从人间乐园放逐的原因。这样一来,苹果给我们带来了辛苦的生活,但也使我们凌驾于真正的“普通”动物之上。知识是苹果赋予我们的大负担和大赠礼。 什么是苹果?是使我们健康的一种食品。苹果不但是世界最流行的水果之一,而且是富于营养的食品。苹果有几百个种类,有甜的,有酸的,一个人无论有什么偏激,都能找到适合他口味的苹果。由于苹果的普遍性,苹果平时不是特别贵的,每个人都买得起苹果。可以说苹果是“大众之食”。 什么是苹果?实际上,我也不敢妄下评论。但我的感觉是苹果既然赋予我们那么多利益,我们都应该以更理解它重要性的角度回报它所给予人类的。什么是苹果?苹果就是人类的老朋友。

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a dialogue

(translated from a Chinese conversation textbook) Mary: Teacher, what is a “dagongmei”? Teacher: A “dagongmei” is a young woman who comes from the countryside to the city to do part-time work. Mary: Is their work always very hard? Teacher: It … Continue reading

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cxu la filo forgesis la cxokoladon?

To celebrate the fact that I have finished the last paper of my undergraduate career (barring an unforseen but entirely possible disaster), I present what is possibly the least useful diagram I have ever seen, discovered during research for my … Continue reading

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kio estas tio?

I am not updating this website because I am hard at work, as this picture illustrates: Also, some work has been done on non-public parts of this site that may yet become public.

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